susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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