You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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