David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
barbara walters just said penis...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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