you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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