you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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