i just wanna soil my oats bro
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's never too late to be topless.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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