I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
only you would photoshop your dick
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I think people are normalizing furries
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