May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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