I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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