I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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