Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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