it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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