Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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