Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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