some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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