bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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