If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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