Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
we made out on top of his cat.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
