My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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