ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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