he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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