she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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