Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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