just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
