I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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