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kristin has been a bad kristin
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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