how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
