Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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