my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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