what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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