Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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