What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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