I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
PANTIES FOUND
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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