So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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