they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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