Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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