Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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