I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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