whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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