Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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