: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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