Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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