So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
