That's intense
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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