I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
