just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
PS: I just woke up from my shower
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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