He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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