Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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