508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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