she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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