There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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