well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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