Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
